THE CO-OWNERS’ REGISTRY

We dey
own am now.

You bought ten shares and started calling the trucks “our fleet.” This desk is for you.

A name, a city, and an appointment nobody approved.

REGISTRY COPY / CLASS MEME

Fig. 01 — A certificate of considerable personal importance.

Aliko has not taken our call.

EST. 2026 / LAGOS, NGWAT

01 / THE REGISTRY

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YOUR APPOINTMENT
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REGISTRY NO. CO-————

Parody certificate · Free PNG download

YOUR CERTIFICATECLASS / MEME

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02 / FROM THE FIELD

Filed from public posts. Originals linked. Caption layer only — leave the drivers alone.

03 / THE BOARDROOM

From the Office of the Board Secretary. Parody. Not a company filing.

CO-OWNER DESK / MEME DIVISION

16 September 2026 · Lagos

The Board notes with concern that unit 234 is filthy. Management has been notified. Management has not replied.

Several co-owners waved at the fleet this week. One honk was recorded. That driver is commended. The rest are entered as outstanding.

A motion that Aliko should take the call was seconded at Berger. The queue did not move. The motion stands.

— Board Secretary
@0x4Memer